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March 19, 2008
Going Both Ways: The Difference Between Republican And Democratic Sex Scandals
Posted: 11:01 AM ET

I think that Republican sex scandals are way more exciting than Democratic sex scandals. This is probably because I am a Democrat, and I hate it when my party looks bad—but also because in general, Republicans seem to be more uptight—so when there is some lurid, embarrassing, profoundly dirty sex scandal involving them, it is that much more hilarious. I think Larry Craig’s vigilant search for gay sex in the bathroom is way more cool than any three-way, even after a trip to T.G.I. Friday’s. Read the rest of this entry »

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February 18, 2008
What Ever Happened To Gay Marriage?
Posted: 12:14 PM ET

What ever happened to gay marriage? People don’t really talk about it anymore. I fear the issue has just gone away. With all the excitement about a Bush-free world, everyone sort of forgot that we don’t really have equal rights for gays and lesbians yet. I am just as excited as everyone else that Bush will be out of office soon, believe me. Bush wasn’t a bad President. He was the WORST President. But just because he’s leaving doesn’t mean all our problems will be solved automatically. Read the rest of this entry »

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