Are you sick of watching our country turn into a bunch of tax-paying, border-crossing, overeducated Pinkos ruining the American Dream? Does a lower back or glandular weight problem keep you from returning to your job? 



Need to express the outrage that our heroes on the radio command us to feel all day long? In case you’ve ever wondered what the deal is with all these bloggers who pop up on different political Web sites and  disrupt everything, well—they’re called Trolls. 



So, welcome to the wonderful world of Trolling! 



It’s fun and easy. “Easy” being the operative word here. Hey, who wants to actually work when you can stay in your Mom’s basement and type? 



Trolling is GREAT!



If you’ve got a penchant for spirited and witty repartee (or not) then trolling is for you. Read the rest of this entry »

Congratulations Human Kind, we’ve done it again!

It turns out there are not one, but TWO Texas-sized masses of trash floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. That’s right. Two islands made of 300 foot deep plastic bottles, diapers and everything else that is more than a month old. A vast plane of rubbish, extending to the very curvature of the Earth.

Now, I don’t want to come off as a Mr. Gloom ‘N Doom here. Instead, I believe that this might just be the population solution we’ve been looking for. As humiliating as it is to face the fact, all of the major problems that plague humanity stem from—well, frankly—from people. I don’t want you to think I’m advocating the evisceration of my fellow citizen, but rather to propose another option.

Sure, two congealed clusters of waste product might impede shipping lanes, but we also have an opportunity here. What if we were to put America back to work by building cities right on top of these great polymer mattresses, instead of letting it just sit there, stinking in the sunlight? What if we put our remaining know-how into decongesting our freeway system? We are a people who know how to take over another land. Read the rest of this entry »